Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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