What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
