There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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