if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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