Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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