i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just high enough for therapy.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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