How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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