Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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