You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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