I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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