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  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:06pm

    By work, do mean hanging out at a bar, kicking assholes like you out, taking your women, and getting paid for it at the end of the night? While you wait outside at the door for your friends feeling superior?

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:08pm

    typically i just whore my friend off for tips on free drinks. she hates it, but she LOVES to fuck. try that next time you dont want to tip :)

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:39pm

    The main difference between a bartender and the homeless guy sitting outside? They both beg for change and whine when they don't get it, but the homeless guy can get up and leave any time he wants. Waaaaaaa! I tend bar because I'm uneducated and made shitty life choices! Waaaaaaa! And it's all your fault because you don't leave me 200% tips! Just for you fucking whiners, I am going to stiff a bartender on a tip tonight. I hope it's you, and your illegitimate kid can't get new shoes. Twat.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:23pm

    This is why I just pop bottles then you can be a dick to whoever you want...

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:29pm

    4:39's shit was entertaining. "Shut the fuck up dumbass" is mongoloid.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    I think they should replace bartenders with liquor vending machines. Slow-moving shit-ticklers.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:56pm

    All you "service industry employees" need to STFU and go back to sleep until it's time to go back to work waiting on me. Dickbags.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:25pm

    No shit, but he posted it on here like he fucked up because he was sooooo drunk.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:10pm

    4:39 is the funniest shit I've ever read! Win!

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:07pm

    Wow, @4:39. Just....wow.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:40pm

    Go get your fuckin' shine box!

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:03pm

    /facepalm @ 9/10 posts here

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:25pm

    4:39 shut the fuck up, you sound like a fucking dumbass

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:37pm

    3:06 said: By work, do mean hanging out at a bar, kicking assholes like you out, taking your women, and getting paid for it at the end of the night? While you wait outside at the door for your friends feeling superior? Gigolo eh? I take it the current economic situation hasn't dented your industry's profitability?

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    Wow its shocking how apparent it is who has never worked a day in their life and who has just from reading these replies.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:29pm

    Or you could just go to a liquor store buy a cheap handle of vodka, go home to a dark room and drink yourself to death.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:26pm

    Pipe down and go fix me a blender drink, servant. Chop-chop! Maybe I'll leave you a shiny quarter. And not make fun of how short you are.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:42pm

    And you douchebags wonder why you can't get served... we don't give a fuck about you if you can't drop a decent tip!!!

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:51pm

    You're supposed to tip even if the drink is free, actually you're supposed to tip more if you are getting free drinks. You're a douche and this text is lame.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:42am

    Why does "breaking a bill" mean anything at all?? are you all 15 years old? if you want more 100s, just go get more 100s. This whole concept is so arbitrary and foreign to me.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:28pm

    You are fucking Douche, You should tip what the drink would have cost, I fucking hate people like you... Have some fucking respect.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:43am

    uuuuhhh 9:33- there's no bs to call. I bartend 4 nights a week and make around 100k. I easily make over a grand on fri sat nights alone. so don't hate

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:36pm

    defintley know this person. total douche.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:13pm

    They said to tip you numbnuts. Just hope it was big. Don't really know why it's here though.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:18am

    i think youre missing the fucking point. you should tip more if you dont have to pay for the drink. its not fucking ironic its stupid and normal.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:44pm

    ...and continuing my thought...would this kid look like more of a fuckin donn if he pulled some change out of his pocket to leave on the bar or if he pulled out a $100 bill to give a good tip to the bartender. it makes you look better too.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:57pm

    If you get shitty service- don't tip. If your bartender is working their ass off for you- TIP. We take care of you, you should take care of us.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:31pm

    Hahahah, well played 3:26

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:35pm

    You sound like the type of kid that would order a blender drink and only tip a quarter, a cheap pansy.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:22pm

    Most bars have people for that, and its not the bartenders. Doesn't sound like you get out much, how was hanging out with yourself last Saturday?

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:10am

    uh i think the funny part is the breaking a 100 dollar bill, not the tipping a free drink.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:11pm

    Yeah, that's what all you bartending shitbags do. Kick ass and get all the women! Bwahahaha! Why do you think you're mopping up puke at 3am every day?

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:33pm

    100k a year from bartending on the weekends? I smell bullshit @8:14.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:00pm

    anyone that doesn't tip on a free drink is a stupid fuckhead

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:45am

    i think most of you are missing th point... it's ironnic because he broke a 100 bill in order to leave a tip on a drink he did not pay for...

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:53pm

    You dont stop tipping cause the drinks are free dumbass

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:15pm

    @ 2 p.m. : Absolutely correct.