apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
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typically i just whore my friend off for tips on free drinks. she hates it, but she LOVES to fuck. try that next time you dont want to tip :)
4:39's shit was entertaining. "Shut the fuck up dumbass" is mongoloid.
All you "service industry employees" need to STFU and go back to sleep until it's time to go back to work waiting on me. Dickbags.
No shit, but he posted it on here like he fucked up because he was sooooo drunk.
Why does "breaking a bill" mean anything at all?? are you all 15 years old? if you want more 100s, just go get more 100s. This whole concept is so arbitrary and foreign to me.
The main difference between a bartender and the homeless guy sitting outside? They both beg for change and whine when they don't get it, but the homeless guy can get up and leave any time he wants.
Waaaaaaa! I tend bar because I'm uneducated and made shitty life choices! Waaaaaaa! And it's all your fault because you don't leave me 200% tips! Just for you fucking whiners, I am going to stiff a bartender on a tip tonight. I hope it's you, and your illegitimate kid can't get new shoes. Twat.
3:06 said: By work, do mean hanging out at a bar, kicking assholes like you out, taking your women, and getting paid for it at the end of the night? While you wait outside at the door for your friends feeling superior?
Gigolo eh? I take it the current economic situation hasn't dented your industry's profitability?
Wow, @4:39. Just....wow.
4:39 is the funniest shit I've ever read! Win!
Pipe down and go fix me a blender drink, servant. Chop-chop! Maybe I'll leave you a shiny quarter. And not make fun of how short you are.
They said to tip you numbnuts. Just hope it was big. Don't really know why it's here though.
This is why I just pop bottles then you can be a dick to whoever you want...
Wow its shocking how apparent it is who has never worked a day in their life and who has just from reading these replies.
By work, do mean hanging out at a bar, kicking assholes like you out, taking your women, and getting paid for it at the end of the night? While you wait outside at the door for your friends feeling superior?
/facepalm @ 9/10 posts here
You are fucking Douche, You should tip what the drink would have cost, I fucking hate people like you... Have some fucking respect.
4:39 shut the fuck up, you sound like a fucking dumbass
If you get shitty service- don't tip. If your bartender is working their ass off for you- TIP. We take care of you, you should take care of us.
defintley know this person. total douche.
I think they should replace bartenders with liquor vending machines. Slow-moving shit-ticklers.
uuuuhhh 9:33- there's no bs to call. I bartend 4 nights a week and make around 100k. I easily make over a grand on fri sat nights alone. so don't hate
Go get your fuckin' shine box!
You sound like the type of kid that would order a blender drink and only tip a quarter, a cheap pansy.
And you douchebags wonder why you can't get served... we don't give a fuck about you if you can't drop a decent tip!!!
Yeah, that's what all you bartending shitbags do. Kick ass and get all the women! Bwahahaha! Why do you think you're mopping up puke at 3am every day?
anyone that doesn't tip on a free drink is a stupid fuckhead
100k a year from bartending on the weekends? I smell bullshit @8:14.
i think youre missing the fucking point. you should tip more if you dont have to pay for the drink. its not fucking ironic its stupid and normal.
Hahahah, well played 3:26
You're supposed to tip even if the drink is free, actually you're supposed to tip more if you are getting free drinks. You're a douche and this text is lame.
Most bars have people for that, and its not the bartenders. Doesn't sound like you get out much, how was hanging out with yourself last Saturday?
...and continuing my thought...would this kid look like more of a fuckin donn if he pulled some change out of his pocket to leave on the bar or if he pulled out a $100 bill to give a good tip to the bartender. it makes you look better too.
uh i think the funny part is the breaking a 100 dollar bill, not the tipping a free drink.
i think most of you are missing th point... it's ironnic because he broke a 100 bill in order to leave a tip on a drink he did not pay for...
You dont stop tipping cause the drinks are free dumbass
Or you could just go to a liquor store buy a cheap handle of vodka, go home to a dark room and drink yourself to death.
@ 2 p.m. : Absolutely correct.