if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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