And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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