do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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