having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I want her autograph on my taint
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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