what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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