I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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