out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
