i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
a search helicopter?!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dear god my vagina.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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