he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
