Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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