If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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