I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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