My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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