dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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