Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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