Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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