girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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