And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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