i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Randomize
