got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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