is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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