Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You can make out without kissing
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