i think my tv is drunk
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
farters have to be the big spoon...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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