Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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