if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
