hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Life is so much better after having sex.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
