I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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