u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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