it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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