The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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