Non-Jews are for practice
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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