is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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