What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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