I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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