Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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