I just made out with a guy for $7.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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