we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
