Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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