don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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