It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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