so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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