lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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