Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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