i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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